THIS ISN’T YOUR BARBER’S BACKROOM BLEND. INTRODUCING THE PARLOR SHAVE & STYLE KIT. WELCOME TO BOLD SCENTS, CLEAN CONTROL, BARREL-BORN ATTITUDE, AND SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU AN ACTUAL MAN AND NOT SOME CRY BABY LOOKING FOR HIS PINK POLO SHIRT.
OUR KIT INCLUDES TOBACCO POMADE, SANDALWOOD BALM, BARREL BREW OIL, AND CONDITIONER. THESE ARE ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR A MAN WHO CHOPS WOOD WITH HIS BARE HANDS, DRINKS THE TEARS OF HIS ENEMIES, AND FLOSSES HIS TEETH WITH ELECTRICAL POWER LINES.